Trick: Donald Trump is President.
Treat: Not for long.
Trick: Miss Corona is still here.
Treat: No pressure to go to a sweaty Halloween party in the TKE basement and
pretend to have fun.
Trick: Halloween is two weeks before finals this year.
Treat: It’s on a Saturday.
Trick: Seasonal depression plus pandemic depression.
Treat: Alcohol.
Trick: Masks.
Treat: Halloween masks.
Trick: You get killed in Among Us.
Treat: Now your ghost Halloween costume matches your character.
Trick: Johnny and Samira’s trip to Chicago gets cancelled.
Treat: No treat. Only sad.
Trick: The amount of money you spend on candy for a one-night only event.
Treat: Halloween candy goes on sale the next day.
Trick: The low on Saturday is 37 degrees.
Treat: Sweater weather.