Horoscopes: What basic fall cliche you are based off of your sign

Argus Staff, Staff Writer

Aries (March 21-April 19) : Drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes


You are just the perfect amount of trendy. Pumpkin Spice Lattes add a hint of fall to your everyday coffee. You are everyone’s favorite trend even though you are a little basic. 


Taurus (April 20- May 20): Go apple picking at an orchard


Taking the road less traveled is your thing. When everyone goes to a pumpkin patch, you are at the apple orchard. You have great instincts and you need to follow them this fall. 


Gemini (May 21 – June 20) : Go to a haunted house


No one likes haunted houses, or you. Maybe instead of going to haunted houses, try working at one so you won’t be so miserable to people in your day to day life. 


Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Bake everything pumpkin related


You are the person bringing pumpkin goodies to every fall potluck and everyone is so grateful for you. No matter where you go, you are always the warmest person in the room. But now you will never know if people are inviting you for you or bakery items.


Leo (July 23 – August 22): Exclusively take photos at a pumpkin patch


Taking photos at pumpkin patches is out. Even though your friends are agreeing to take your photo, they really do not want to. Set your phone down and enjoy the fall weather this year, you probably have not done that in years. 


Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Play in a pile of leaves


You are a child at heart and having fun is at the center of your life. Maybe take some time this fall to balance your schedule by adding more work. Work hard, play hard should be your new motto.


Libra (September 23- October 22): Rent a cabin in the woods


Being mysterious is getting old, but take one last fall trip to the cabin in the woods. If only you did not post daily then you could really be off the grid. But then how will all of your followers know how much you love fall and solitude? 


Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) : Go to every Halloween store 


Whether you are in a Home Goods in the fall décor section or a Spirit Halloween, you will be shopping this season. The decorations in your dorm will top everyone else’s and your costume will be a hit. You are sticking out this fall season, embrace it. 


Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) : Never takes off a flannel


It is your favorite time of year, when you can wear flannels all day everyday without getting made fun of. You know what you like and you are going to stick to it. Maybe try out a jean jacket or anything new this fall to spice up your season. 


Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) : Have a bonfire


While cancers are bringing the goodies to a potluck, you are hosting. You love to be the center of attention and entertain everyone. This fall take some time to put yourself first and only host every other weekend.  


Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Drink spiced apple cider


You are so original and different, you do not drink pumpkin spice, matter of fact you hate the popular lattes. Everyone knows you are lying, let yourself be basic. Do not worry, you will not have to tell anyone. 


Pisces (February 19- March 20) : Have a pumpkin-carving party

Carving pumpkins is a classic fall activity that ages with time. You are casually cool and everyone’s favorite person to hang out with before winter. This year you could even turn on your favorite Halloween movie that no one has ever seen, because that is just how cool you are.