Horo-scoping out your week

Argus Staff

Aries (March 21st – April 19th):

Put down the Redbull and maybe try some green tea instead for this week.


Taurus (April 20th – May 20th):

Silvermist was a Taurus, and is the reason that I love Taurus’. Don’t change. I love you <3


Gemini (May 21st – June 20th):

Your inner child needs a free day, go hang out in a sandbox and maybe you’ll calm down a bit. 


Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd):

Someone told you to “cry them a river,” once, and you took that to heart, huh?


Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd):

If you’re experiencing some jittery feelings, try taking up a new hobby. Learn to knit/crochet, do some drawing or make some friendship bracelets. 


Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd):

Time to take care of yourself! Watch your favorite show, eat some good, terrible food and stay in pjs all day.


Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd):

While taking care of your friends, make sure you’re also taking care of yourself. That’s the most important thing. 


Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st):

Take advantage of this new found confidence and bunch that jerk in the face! (The Argus does not condone violence of any kind unless it immediately profits us, have fun)


Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st):

If you don’t have a lot of air placements in your chart I don’t trust you. 


Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th):

You’d make a very nice tree. Like a Rowan tree or something. Add that to your life goals. 


Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th):

When you go outside at night to be all quirky and cute and look up at the stars, notice the fog covering the sky, and try to actually do something productive. 


Pisces (February 19th – March 20th):

Go fishing, or something, you weird mermaid, gill freak. It’ll calm you down while you forget to take your anxiety medication.