Spooky, Scary Horror-scopes

Argus Staff

Aries, March 21st – April 19th:

Criticism is good and you should listen to it. But sometimes people are just wrong. Your costume is nuanced


Taurus, April 20th – May 20th:

Yoda was some green gremlin puppet, he doesn’t know everything. Sometimes the best you can do is just trying. And that is okay. Also, have you considered going as Yoda this year?


Gemini, May 21st – June 20th:

Bring all of your friends to a Halloween party at once. It’ll be a fun, new dynamic and you get to see different sides of the people you care about. 


Cancer, June 21st – July 22nd:

If you dress up as some fairy for halloween I’m going to drop you from the top of Ames and see if you can fly 🙂


Leo, July 23rd – August 22nd:

The glitter looks great but it won’t look great two weeks later when you’re still picking it out of your hair. 


Virgo, August 23rd – September 22nd:

The group costume idea is great, but it won’t be the end of the world if it doesn’t come out exactly as you envisioned. 


Libra, September 23rd – October 22nd:

Please put some effort into your costume. A t-shirt and black skinny jeans are not a costume. 


Scorpio, October 23rd – November 21st:

Scorpio season has begun, prepare for everyone to be in love with you 24/7 (as if we weren’t already).


Sagittarius, November 22nd – December 21st:

Halloween is a Sunday. Yes, it is on the weekend but you do not want that hangover on Monday. 


Capricorn, December 22nd – January 19th:

If you’re going for a childhood character costume, maybe sexy isn’t the move for this one. 


Aquarius, January 20th – February 18th:

No one knowing what your costume is, is not a win.


Pisces, February 19th – March 20th:

People have literally invited you to these events. That means they want you there. Shut up and go.